Some people have a list of things to do before they die, which includes items like “go to France” and “beat the Yellow Devil in Mega Man without using the lightning pause trick.” Me? I don’t have a bucket list, because I’m too poor to travel. In fact, I’m too poor to own an actual bucket.
Instead of a bucket list, I have a list of “Things Which Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time, But In Reality, Ended Up Being Horrible Ideas.” #5 on the list, right after “play Beauty Lawyer Victoria,” was “read my 100-page Nancy Drew fanfiction out loud.”
That’s right. I made a three and a half hour video series, of nothing but me reading Nancy Drew: Weirdness at Waverly Academy.
What are you waiting for? Watch all eighteen videos now! Or save them for your next road trip! Me reading Nancy Drew to you is a perfect way to spend your day.