If you want to learn how to lose all of your money on games, here’s how:
“Hey, look—there’s a sale! I’m gonna get such a great deal on all of these games!”
You then end up collecting a ton of $2 and $5 games that add up to $50. Well done, you’ve spent a good amount of money.
You haven’t lost all of the money yet.
“Oh, look at all this DLC I could buy! It’ll make my experience SO. MUCH. BETTER!!!”
You then buy a ton of DLC of varying prices. Whether you actually use it or not is up to you; but hey, you spent more money…
…BUT THERE IS STILL SOME OF THAT PESKY MONEY SITTING IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
“Oh, wow…this game is only available on one console. Should I…”
The answer is yes. DO IT. BUY THAT NEW CONSOLE THAT IS MORE THAN YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE. You want that game, don’t you? Get it.
There, now you’re on your way to losing all of your money to the gaming industry.
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