• Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...even though the Soul Calibur games from 1-3 had a space in between Soul and Calibur, Soulcalibur IV does not. I have no idea why. Take it up with your...

  • Submissions (February 2007)

    ...to self-inflicted electrocution. Paul’s review of Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 2: Situation Comedy (PC) Bad pun at the end automatically earns you a FAIL. FAIL I TELLS YA....

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...plays host to a challenge mode, which consists of races with different objectives, like not finishing last, and breaking X number of barrels. It’s a pointless extra that’s only there...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Games are among your favorite. I’m not going to be picky on the number of games, but try to stay around 3-5. Series of games can count as one, if...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (March 2007)

    ...1 40th level and I’m still finding myself dragged into the Crawler’s Nest. I joined a party with Moesizlack (bwaa!), Kyyra, Buddah, Stedron and a rotating DD in the secret...

  • Inside the Guide: Anticipation and Backgammon

    ...the other side of checkerboards. It’s like chess, in that there are approximately 435,000 rules you have to know in order to play. So basically, this guide is the opposite...

  • Final Fantasy I (GBA)

    ...was completely lost, wandering around the world and fighting random encounters for so long that I’d achieved TWICE the number of levels that I’d ever need for anything in the...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...by reality I mean the reality of me physically playing this game in the future: This game is truly the number-one button masher OF ALL TIME! It is a true...