• Age of Empires: The Age of Kings (DS)

    ...of Arc’s campaign against those rotten English, with a number of other historical campaigns available for play. Instant gratification is also available for those who just want a game without...

  • Rampage: Total Destruction (GCN)

    ...on the screen. They upped the max number of players to four, for GameCube, at least—if you are getting this on PS2, you’re limited to two players, which is a...

  • You Don’t Know Jack (PS1)

    ...after only a handful of plays. With two discs, you’ve got twice the number of expected questions, so you’ll be able to play You Don’t Know Jack at least a...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Double Dragon

    ...a number on my IQ. I’m just glad I am still capable of writing as many words as I have for this review. I may not be so lucky next...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...eight basic missions that basically teach you how to perform such complex actions as walking and…walking backwards, the total number of Konquest missions rounds out at 218. Besides the little...

  • InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale (PS1)

    ...a larger and larger number of crystals as you unlock more and more characters, and you will end up having to beat the game something like twenty times just to...

  • Magi Nation (GBC)

    ...to bring a number of different materials to the ring-making person to have a ring forged for you, and each ring will allow you to summon a different monster. These...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Skies of Arcadia: Legends (GCN)

    ...game’s length, the side quests do that well on their own. There’s a number of different side quests to do, like discovering fabled places and creatures, bounty hunting for some...