• Inside the Guide: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)

    ...guides written for it. My reaction to learning that I couldn’t write a Phoenix Wright guide? Having a maximum number of guides for any specific game? That sounds like a...

  • Final Fantasy VI Advance Blind Playthrough

    ...two additional dungeons that Michael didn’t tackle, and a number of other changes that Michael probably didn’t notice because this was his first time playing any version of the game,...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...figure out any other failsafe way of making sure the game always autosaved before all of the potential deaths. Contradiction between various things that Paul says regarding the number of...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...out of animals (and at first, they were right), but they were bad-flip-fucking-mama-put-your-babies-in-the-oven-because-its-San-Francisco-in-the-1960s-and-everyones-tripping-on-acid-and-the-coven’s-gettin’-hungry-ass. Check this shit out: LAUNCH. OCTOPUS. SPARK. MANDRILL. FLAME. MAMMOTH. STORM. EAGLE. Shit, baby. If you can...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Inside the Guide: Anticipation and Backgammon

    ...games, you know, a game pak that contains a number of freeware games, like solitaire and free cell. One of the games in the game pak was “Backgammon,” and so...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...flawless Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 really is. I can also talk about how stupid putting underscores in your username really is, and that Big_Blaze and I can never...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...and reach the flashing house that says “HOUSE” on it, you find a cat in a tree. This is where it switches over to a side-scroller view, where your firefighter...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...highest number of cars crashed, will be mourned by every fan, but the scale of what remains softens the blow. To be honest, the only thing about the game that...