• Final Fantasy VI Advance Blind Playthrough

    ...two additional dungeons that Michael didn’t tackle, and a number of other changes that Michael probably didn’t notice because this was his first time playing any version of the game,...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...enough with the defensive attitude,” I hear you say, “Where’s my testgame?” Well, here it is! I now offer to you fully one half of what will someday be a...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...out of animals (and at first, they were right), but they were bad-flip-fucking-mama-put-your-babies-in-the-oven-because-its-San-Francisco-in-the-1960s-and-everyones-tripping-on-acid-and-the-coven’s-gettin’-hungry-ass. Check this shit out: LAUNCH. OCTOPUS. SPARK. MANDRILL. FLAME. MAMMOTH. STORM. EAGLE. Shit, baby. If you can...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...Best Reviewed Game of 2008 Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii) Score: 9.5 Review by: Sprite Monkey Link: https://gamecola.net/2008/05/super-smash-bros-brawl-wii-2/ From the review: “…overwhelmingly this is a title everyone should own and...

  • Inside the Guide: Anticipation and Backgammon

    ...people with waaaaaaaaaay too much free time on their hands who managed to find answers that I missed. I made sure to update the guide, giving them lots of credit,...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...superior console, and I’dalways win. And I would always win because of one simple fact. Snowboard Kids on the Nintendo 64. Actually, it was all the beautiful gems that Rare...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...playing with them in camp and having crazy limbless fights on the playground with them that could be only replicated in a movie, and it’d fatal even then if they...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...game to be reckoned with. Certainly, this reviewer will be playing it for many months to come. Frankly, I look forward to Burning with you. Just don’t sue me, OK?...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...that need brandishing or tomatoes tossing, I will confess that I STILL don’t have a PS2. And for my beloved GameCube, it was Zelda: Tact of Wind. Of course Wind...