• Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (GB)

    Aside from (or maybe along with?) being the introduction of Wario, this is a very strange entry into the Mario franchise.

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    My current problem with the gaming journalism culture, both amateur and professional, small and large, known and unknown, is its incessant need to tell me the TOP TEN GAMES I'VE NEVER PLAYED. Top ten

  • The Addams Family (SNES)

    When considering the concept of a "movie tie-in," you have to understand beforehand that you are entering the most deceptively innocent chapter of the entire encyclopedia of senseless human tragedy. T

  • Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    GameCola writers Meteo Xavier and Colin Greenhalgh discuss subtitles vs. numbers, Diablo III's color palette, the cost of Braid, and more.

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    The temptation to rip off GameSpot in concising this review with a PROS and CONS section (owned by CNET Networks Entertainment as THE GOOD and THE BAD, a device so deliciously condescending I wonder w

  • ActRaiser 2 (SNES)

    (Editor's note: This article is Part 3 of a three-part series of reviews by Meteo Xavier.) No...no more! No more! *BAM* R.I.P. METEO XAVIER He died the same way he lived—as a virgin. Please donate t

  • Ys / Super R-Type / Mystery Quest

    (Editor's note: This article is Part 2 of a three-part series of reviews by Meteo Xavier.) Sometimes I wonder if games like these were designed for future generations instead of the ones in which they

  • Quake II (N64)

    What follows is part one of a three-part journey into madness. Meteo X, a man whom God himself deemed unfit for humanity and therefore biologically categorized him as prime rib striplets, found hims

  • Herc’s Adventures (PSX)

    And here we are. The third and least recognizable entry in the ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS trilogy. Lucas really has a way with trilogies, doesn't he? He made the awesome Star Wars trilogy, then he made

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    So you just read my review of Zombies Ate My Neighbors and now you want to know if the direct sequel matches up. Or do you? Even if you clicked this page by mistake (ed.: I should've kept the typo "l