• Kyurem: Most Offensive Pokémon Ever?

    Sure, Pokémon may not generally be considered to be offensive (except by the same caliber of person who burns Harry Potter books for being evil childrens' witchcraft manuals), but Cracked.com recentl

  • Gamer Girlfriend: An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse

    Who would have known that there was such a fine line between "gamer" and "part of the videogame mafia"?

  • GC Podcast #24: In Which Paul Gives Mike Ridgaway a Brain Aneurysm

    In this installment, Paul defends his love of Indiana Jones 4, much to Mike's chagrin, Paul defends his opinions of EarthBound, also to Mike's chagrin, Paul describes his attempts to play Icewind Dale, once again to Mike's chagrin, and much more!

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)

    The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du

  • Gamera Obscura: Biometal Unitron

    This month, let's take a quick look at Biometal Unitron, a game released in 1999 for the Neo-Geo Pocket Color. Remember that little handheld console? One of the many portable systems that was trounced to death by the Game Boy like a wild puma on a steaming plate of Hamburger Helper?

  • Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC)

    What was wrong with me in 2000? Why was I so obsessed with something as crazy and bizarre as Pokémon? I needed everything I could get my hands on that related to that yellow mouse that came out of th

  • Nintendo Announces New Pokémon Game

    According to IGN, Nintendo recently announced that it's developing a new main-series Pokémon game for the DS, to be released in Japan later this year. By "main-series," I mean that it won't be a new

  • Doom RPG (Mobile)

    Disclaimer: This review contains a picture of "dancing dog," and is rated R, for Ruff. ...So, university is a dumb waste of time so far. If I'd have known that "being lectured" stands for "being shout

  • Carbonated News: January 13th, 2010

    Welcome to "Carbonated News," the column that gets you up-to-date on the latest videogame-related news. Our biggest story today

  • Pokémon Pinball (GBC)

    Spinoffs are a fickle thing. Sometimes, they lead to some extraordinary franchises, like the Mario Kart series, or the Mario Tennis/Golf series. Sometimes, they lead to unfortunate nightmares riddle