Matt’s Attempt to Get His Reader(s) to do His Job for Him of the Month:
GAMES OF THE YEAR NOMINATIONS
OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.
Now, I don’t feel like going through a list of categories and asking my millions of readers to really do my job, so I’m not going to. Instead, I decided to use this month’s …of the Month comments box as my personal reminder section, where will be posted games released this year that are worthy of being considered for some kind of award. This way, I can easily keep a record that I won’t throw in the trash with the rest of my tissues and receipts.
This is where you, the readers, come in. If you happen to think any particular game deserves to be considered, put its name in the box. Most likely you will think of stupid games and you will be ignored completely, but there is a chance you will accidentally post something intelligent. If that happens, I will claim the idea of including the game as my own and will give you no credit whatsoever. Not even a minor mention in any upcoming …of the month.
Luckily, you will still do it anyway. That’s right; the comments section this month will be filled with posts. Filled. So post on, my brothas and sistas.
