General
Looks like I own the ToC pictures this month. Must be why it is so badass. I particularly enjoy that censored picture of the exploding vagina.
– Matt
haha, more like Agree Mode.
– Brian Vanek
There’s nothing wrong with in-game advertising. In fact, it’s providing developers and publishers with more money to develop more and better games. Are they really that invasive? Is the chewing gum ad preventing you from rocking out to Paint it Black in GH3?
– Steve Hamner
I’ll never understand America’s obsession with personal transport. I bicycle the two miles to work, and for things further than that, I have a Vespa. I only even got that when I started going to the university 20 miles away.
The Vespa can get up past 80MPH, hold two people, and carry a fair amount of stuff in the trunk, and everyone still can’t believe how I can “Stand to ride something like that.”
Oh, well. Either way, is that you saying “Please punch me”?
– Alex
Nougat heads. Wind Waker is just too intelligent for you. I have decided those who don’t get that game are intrinsically limited in the cubic metrics of their brain. I’m not saying you’re completely dumb, just that you were born with a slight impairment of judgment due to your limited firing neurons and brain cells.
The sailing in that game gave it something called “depth” and “realism of environment,” but I guess those terms are a bit beyond your comprehension. And frankly, I don’t give a damn what Wikipedia says; it was written by bloggers who had an extra day to themselves in between plotting world domination and organizing their closets.
And the fact that you like his victory dance proves that you have no idea what this game is all about, since that’s probably, in terms of tone breaks, out of the mold of the overall game the most.
– Gina
Michael: Um…re-read the victory dance section. I said I hated the dance, not that I liked it.
