Via Neoseeker, NIS America announced today that they’re planning to bring Hyperdimension Neptunia, a game in which you do battle with real-life videogame consoles, such as the 360 and PS3 (personified, because this is Japan, as sexy anime girls), to the U.S. Here, I’m going to quote Neoseeker, partly because I’m tired and want to go to bed, and partly because I have no idea what they’re talking about, but it looks important:
You will take control of the Console Patron Unit (CPU) Neptune, the goddess of Gamindustri’s Planetune region, who transforms into the heroine Purple Heart. She is joined by Noire, the goddess of Lastation who transforms into Black Heart, Vert, the goddess of Rinnebox who transforms into Green Heart, and Blanc, the goddess of Ruwii who transforms into White Heart. Neptune will need their aid to save Gamindustri from the evil forces of the goddess Arfoire, whose monsters are ravaging the world.
Actually, make that mostly because I have no idea what they’re talking about.
Anyway, from what I understand, it’s a strategy game in which you can act out your wildest message board fantasies of finally proving why your favorite console is so much better than somebody else’s favorite console. It’s about time someone figured out to turn GameFAQs into a videogame.