Because Panasonic is coming after your marketshare, with a brand-new portable gaming console that…only plays MMOs…
Wait, doesn’t that make it a computer? Why aren’t they just calling it a computer? Does it only play scaled-down, crappy versions of MMOs, or something? What’s the point?
Anyway, it’s called “The Jungle” (presumeably so they can make Guns ‘n’ Roses references in the commercials), and it’s coming out in who cares. Check out the teaser trailer here:
You can make fun of its name all you want, but it’s still nowhere near as bad as “The Wii.”