I mean, all of us. Right now. Well, maybe not right now, but SOON. Just look at what Japan’s getting!:
That’s right! They’re getting frickin’ Miles Edgeworth’s office! This is, I swear to God, an actual place; or at least it will be. It’s coming to Yokohama’s Joypolis amusement park “some time this spring,” and you’ll be able to step into the ruffles of Edgey himself, exploring the attraction and collecting the evidence to solve your very own crime. I think I may be sick with happiness. One “investigation” will set you back ¥600, and it’ll take about 20 minutes to complete.
If Joypolis is located anywhere near one of those zoos in Japan where the capybaras roam free, I’m canceling my upcoming cruise of the Norwegian fjords and totally going to Japan for my honeymoon. Hope you don’t mind, sweetie! We have crimes to solve!
Discussion topic: Is “Joypolis” pretty much the best name you’ve ever heard of for an amusement park?
Joypolis is what I call my…wizard’s staff.