This is officially the most anticipated review in GameCola history. And it will not disappoint. Well, maybe it will, but let’s at least start off on the right foot:
OH GOD WAIT.
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Thanks to game-makers like these that give people like me a sense of normalcy; I am grateful for their bizarre, salacious games that make sexuality into a joke.
Good review, and thanks for keeping the pictures tame. 🙂
Holy crap, this article only got ONE comment?! I’m embarrassed for the GameCola Universe, I really am.