I know a lot of you probably want to skip the video and just read the post, but I am begging you: DON’T DO THAT! JUST DON’T DO THAT. Why? Here’s a quick teaser:
You owe it to yourself.
I’ve never had a thing for racing games, but if the next Burnout title in any way involves David Hasselhoff dressed as a giant chicken, then omelettin’ you know right now that I will be ALL OVER (easy) IT!
You make any more dreadful puns and I’ll give you a chicken the balls, and believe me, that’ll hurt.
Beak quiet.