You all voted, and I’m here to deliver. The deed is done—I have blindly played Dr. Ruth’s Computer Game of Great Sex, as you requested. The game turned out to be a trivia game about sexuality (of course; it has Dr. Ruth in it, so it wasn’t going to be about South American geography).
Now in her 80s, these days Dr. Ruth spends less time talking about labias and more time looking like one.
Unfortunately, the game only lasted about five minutes—no matter how much I thought about baseball—but I was able to go twice, which is way better than usua–
Wait, what was I talking about again?
First photo caption was all I needed to know.
Illegal command: gamecola.net