A short while ago, I threatened to do a playthrough of the amusingly terrible computer game, Fatty Bear’s Birthday Surprise. Now you may say, “No way, Shannon, that is an absolutely awesome game I played when I was six, when I was too young to care about actual puzzle design or the creepy implications of sentient baking supplies!”, and I would respond, “Seriously, have you seen Mr. Cabbage Head? He is truly the stuff of nightmares.”
Video highlights:
- Corn rockets
- Space fashion
- Puppy shenanigans
- Not-so-subliminal cake messages
- Shannon’s rad singing and piano stylings
(I apologize in advance for the less-than-stellar audio quality and the cut-off edges of the screen. My recording software took one look at the game and said, “Hahaha. Nope.”)
That’s a stepladder.
I wouldn’t call this the worst game ever as much as one of the most pointless games ever. The entire game’s plot is what most games do to just START the plot train rolling.