Archive for Author: Andy Patterson
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Burnout Paradise (PS3)
Reviews by Andy Patterson on I was once in a traffic accident, you know. A small fender bender, in which I slightly dented the back bumper of the white van driving in front of me during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and
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Soldier of Fortune: Payback (X360)
Reviews by Andy Patterson on Until about a week ago, I wandered through life confident that all limbs and extremities were firmly attached and unlikely to pop off without undue provocation. However, after ten minutes in the sweat
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Assassin’s Creed (X360)
Reviews by Andy Patterson on 
1 I wish I were a hitman. Seriously. From Agent 47 to Leon, they get the best of everything—the biggest guns, the fastest cars, the smartest getaways and the very best of lines. There's not a si