• Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...old game. I actually have had a few instances of “ooh, that’s a new move…hey, I love this new move!” and Seong Mi-na is still awesomely fun to play as,...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...along onto the Xbox Live Arcade since Ms. Pac-Man.1 This is a game that takes platforming and puzzle solving to a new extreme by using time travel puzzles so complex...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • The Ten Reasons: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (Part One)

    ...primary candidate. The Republicans, acting quickly, will counterattack by nominating Simon Cowell, who will utterly destroy Britney in the debates. Prediction Two: The number one song on the charts will...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...important. You want to find a girl who’s open to trying new things and will not instantly dismiss your hobbies. Truth be told, this a key to just about any...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...as something a newbie programmer slapped together in 45 minutes after getting rejected yet again by every single girl he’s ever tried to dry hump at a school dance/club/office party/etc....

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    So, me and newcomer Nathaniel Hoover, the poorest Meteo Xavier clone I’ve ever seen (though, in his defense, not the poorest I’ve ever created) are splitting the un-reviewed Mega Man...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...is. The team behind this game knew what they were doing. They knew this was going to be a Mega Man Xplosion, but they knew they couldn’t go too far,...