• Urban Chaos: Riot Response (MXB)

    ...is so absurdly over-done you can’t help but chuckle. Negatives: The storyline is so absurdly over-done you can’t help but groan. I guess after shooting 150 people I’m going to...

  • Submissions (October 2006)

    ...get $5 cold hard CAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHH – Matt F. Eric’s review of Dragon’s Lair Best review ever! – Father Time The Gates of Life i can’t tell who wrote this, why...

  • Resident Evil: Deadly Silence (DS)

    ...add to the value of the game, regardless of the fact that performing CPR on your DS microphone is kind of amusing. Capcom would have done much better to start...

  • [NSFW] Star Fox Adventures (GCN)

    ...you how cool that was, I also wanted to use this as an excuse as to why I’ve been playing nothing but Dead Rising, Call of Duty 2, Condemned, Saint’s...

  • True Swing Golf (DS)

    ...earn money and advance through different levels of play. With those big checks, a golfer can go buy new clothes and new equipment—fun stuff. TSG is part of the Touch!...

  • Zoo Tycoon DS (DS)

    ...do wolves, tigers and ostriches. There’s also TONS of stores to build, TONS of different employees you can hire and TONS of additions you can make to the animals’ environments,...

  • What the Crap?: Movie Adaptations of Videogames

    Hey, let’s go to the movies and see that sweet new <Action Star> movie! Hey, let’s go see that new <Videogame> Movie! Wrong! Hey, let’s go buy that new video...

  • Submissions (November 2006)

    ...of the fire, Paul! – Travis Be Careful What You Search For do you have a coloring book – Anonymous Digital Championship Wrestling I dont know who saurka is, sorry...

  • The Shivah (PC)

    ...boxes, and he wants justice. That’s about all I can say about The Shivah’s story without spoiling it for you. The game is, after all, only about five hours long,...

  • Versus Mode: EA, Wii Injuries, Dragon Quest IX, and More

    ...Eric Regan: Can we really call not being subjected to playing another ill-conceived and painfully bad game a punishment? But I suppose if you want to call it a punishment...