• 007: Agent Under Fire (MXB)

    ...stories up off the water. I have no idea how I did it, because the only two people I know who could have are Spiderman and Jesus. I must be...

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 11 – WTF??

    ...contest. If you send me in the name of a character, and the name isn’t something I deem stupid (such as FART or BitchFace), I will put him/her/it in the...

  • Captain Skyhawk (NES)

    ...I got 316,900). If you find this game anywhere, I highly recommend it; fans of shooting and flight simulators will like it, and you can have fun crushing my score...

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Sora vs. Mega Man

    ...ISN’T SO! It’s that ever-annoying candlestick from Beauty and the Beast! Paul: Lumiere? I can’t say I ever thought I’d see his waxy face here in the DCW arena! The...

  • The GameCola Interview: Chris Morris

    ...this industry. I mean, I wouldn’t I wouldn’t be doing this today if I hadn’t gone to my first E3 back in the day when it was a little easier...

  • Silent Hill (PS1)

    ...purpose flawlessly. Silent Hill is a real experience—different from normal gaming. In this aspect I consider it similar to Shenmue in that it breaks ground in its field. It’s fun,...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...because I’m not sure I ever have. Sincerely, Cervantes Shall Prevail Dear Cervantes Shall Prevail, The one time that I played Soul Calibur II, I was over at a friend’s...

  • The King of Kings (NES)

    ...but what do I know? I’m just an ignorant atheist. It wasn’t very long before the game screwed up, and I decided that I didn’t feel like playing anymore. So...

  • Metroid Prime Hunters (DS)

    Samus Aran, in all her ball-morphing glory, is back in another FPS with Nintendo’s latest outing in the Metroid series, Metroid Prime Hunters. Thank God it ain’t pinball. When the...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (July 2006)

    ...ripped up Pugils and Clippers on Qufim Island, and I really think I’m improving in the main healer role. The awesome news is this party was hot, and I shot...