• Final Fantasy I (GBA)

    ...this point, I hadn’t played any real FF games. One of the titles I was told is a must-play is the original, which features neither bright colors, nor frighteningly high-pitched...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...SEEK. Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb says… Thumbs Up! Ninja Reflex (Wii) Now, the problem with party games is that, after a while, they get kind ofboring. I mean, how many...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 52 – Beautiful!

    ...Friggin’ portals! Friggin’ portals. FRIGGIN’ PORTALS! I FREAKING HATE PORTALS! WHY! WHY WAS THIS NECESSARY! Render Girl: WHY WAS THERE A PORTAL AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT ABYSS!! Render Girl:...

  • Source Nintendo (December 2008)

    ...probably be knocked off. Why? Well, it’s fun, I suppose, but it’s just not as good as the same title for, say, the DS. Puzzle Quest was pretty clearly a...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...their heads. If players are skilled enough, they can hop right over the projectile or otherwise use the invisibility power-up and let it grace right over them. Perhaps one of...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...advance further, you have to jump into or go to a certain part of the level to trigger something to pop up. An example would be jumping into the top-left...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...it entirely up to the players to decide how they want to play and progress. It’s the ultimate pick-up-and-play arcade racer—you can find just as much satisfaction racing along the...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...era of the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation—it was my game of choice for long trips. The length of the game was perfect for me. I could play it through once...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...love Fischer-Price! Little kids love Little People! Especially way back when, when the people looked like plastic, limbless corpses and you could stick them in stuff. I remember playing wi...