• The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate

    ...but is a voice cracking really– Bar-Bar: Try the second power, you BASTARD SONOFABITCH WHORE. Necrostreeb: Yeah! Power number two!! Streebless: I mean, power number one was great!! Don’t get...

  • Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums

    ...August 1, 2007 Dear Readers, My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net. We’ve got one humdinger of a...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...this venerable franchise hit it’s peak with number 2 before starting a downward spiral. Sonic 2 took everything special about Sonic 1 and added more length, more background gimmicks to...

  • … of the Month: I’m Not Giving You Any Money, Gina

    ...me out for owing you money. Psh. BUT, this isn’t about money, is it? No, this is about GameCola’s number one menace: Furries. First, let me get this out of...

  • Dear Readers: We Need a New Logo

    ...roughly speaking, the Paleozoic era. During this whim, I discovered… …a celebratory image from not too long ago… (This banner came about because GameCola was the number three listing under...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

    ...20740 February 1, 2007 Number of videogame conventions I have attended: 4 Number of videogame conventions that have given me, completely unexpectedly, dog tags with the name “Paul ‘gamecola’ Franzen”...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single...

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    ...more time you spend playing all of the minigames, the more minigames you unlock, either through cumulative time played or number of times you played a particular game. It’s sort...

  • Crystalis (NES)

    ...still pretty impressive and looks pretty cool to this day. The music is hit or miss, however. Some good songs exist, but, especially early on in the game, a number...