• Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...this game for going slightly above the standards of NESdom (retrospectantly shallow programming, lame translations, short game time and low replay value in the modern world) for a number of...

  • Mega Man 8 (PS1)

    ...completely wrecks the replayability of the game, reducing the number of different possible playthrough orders from 40,320 to a paltry 576 (and replaying an entire stage just to pick up...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

    ...According to the press release, you can expect a large number of TV parodies and homage’s within. I’m going to tell you now, Ubisoft: No How I Met Your Mother...

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    ...some characters respond later than others. Other than that, no real faults for it. Replay Value: 6/10 This is just giving it a number for the sake of giving it...

  • Ys / Super R-Type / Mystery Quest

    ...the same thing to any of them without fear of contextual abuse (the number two killer of women 48-59). Senselessly difficult? Ys and Super R-Type. Confusing as the British slang...

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...I discover it? Fuhgeddaboutit. This sentence sounds a lot better when I read it aloud doing my Jackie Mason. My previous experience with Suikoden was with number “II” [That’s not...

  • Crystalis (NES)

    ...still pretty impressive and looks pretty cool to this day. The music is hit or miss, however. Some good songs exist, but, especially early on in the game, a number...

  • 101010, Chapter 3: Meet the Players

    ...to read Michael’s. The Pony Pros must take charge in the first challenge. Each pony must lead a group through the door. The number of people in the group is...

  • [NSFW] … of the Month: Samurai 4’s “Surprise”

    ...READ THE ARTICLE. Samurai Sex Sim Surprise of the Month… An Old Friend in Way of the Samurai 4 Looks like Number 4 is when a series stops and asks,...