• Submissions (May 2005)

    ...phone and ran out the door. Admittedly, after I got in my car, I was speeding and wasn’t even sure what for. It turns out my mother had a few...

  • [NSFW] Darkwatch (MXB)

    OK, I’ll admit it: I’m an impulse buyer. Ask Travis; he’ll tell you. I buy all kinds of shit, from my uber cool phone to my new watch. Most videogames...

  • Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

    ...a few minutes. You see, much like a cell phone, Chibi-Robo needs to be recharged every now and again. Nothing particularly bad happens if he dies on you, however—you lose...

  • Great Moments in Gaming #8

    ...in a flying plastic taco. I ensure her everything’s okay and that I overreacted, Tomba! beckoning more than the foreboding storm. I get off the phone and move towards the...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...house. He broke out the coke, so of course we were up all night. While he spent hours repeating the same prank calls to the same five phone numbers, I...

  • [NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)

    ...this just slightly excellent single player roleplay/action/adventure, B&T bee-bop through the Circuits of Time via their time-travelin’ phone booth.” Assuming that she meant “shameful excuse for a Nintendo game” instead...

  • 0wning the Competition: iPod Click Wheels

    ...found on your cell phone. These games are Brick, Parachute, Music Quiz, and Solitaire. Brick is a simple remake of the classic Atari game where you control a paddle and...

  • Versus Mode: SimCity vs. The Sims

    ...and industrial, building power plants and police stations, setting up roads and phone lines, all that fun stuff that needsta be done in order to forge a new city. If...

  • Carbonated News (January 2004)

    ...in the United States. This isn’t yet another package of classic Atari games or something to play on your cell phone while waiting two hours for the school bus to...

  • Bust-a-Move 4 (DC)

    ...the series spans almost every system and handheld from the 16-bit days of SNES to even the new taco phone/handheld atrocity called the N-Gage (that title is Puzzle Bobble VS),...