• Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...violating this rule a number of times, so trust me when I say the consequences can be…unpleasant. 7. Openness is a Two-Way Street. If your girl is going to try...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • The Ten Reasons: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (Part One)

    ...primary candidate. The Republicans, acting quickly, will counterattack by nominating Simon Cowell, who will utterly destroy Britney in the debates. Prediction Two: The number one song on the charts will...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...cost you a whole life. Now this is where it gets tricky, because the differences are much more numerate in number (God, I’m really sucking this time) and contrast sharply...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...