• [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...can blame this on a number of things (all of which are bloated to some degree), but mostly it was because there was just no way to improve on a...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...I’m finished doing and one with the stuff I need to finish. That cut down on the number of errors, so my computer doesn’t overheat. I wrote instructions for the...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...highest number of cars crashed, will be mourned by every fan, but the scale of what remains softens the blow. To be honest, the only thing about the game that...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...from being a great game is that it’s Guitar Hero WITHOUT a guitar. Really, now, who wants to be a cell-phone-number-pad hero? Nobody you’d like to spend more than 10...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...part of giving this game a final score, which is difficult for a number of reasons. One, this is GameCola, and their whole FIVE IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE bit is something...