• Inside the Guide: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)

    ...guides written for it. My reaction to learning that I couldn’t write a Phoenix Wright guide? Having a maximum number of guides for any specific game? That sounds like a...

  • Final Fantasy VI Advance Blind Playthrough

    ...two additional dungeons that Michael didn’t tackle, and a number of other changes that Michael probably didn’t notice because this was his first time playing any version of the game,...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...figure out any other failsafe way of making sure the game always autosaved before all of the potential deaths. Contradiction between various things that Paul says regarding the number of...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...can blame this on a number of things (all of which are bloated to some degree), but mostly it was because there was just no way to improve on a...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...the game utilizes the microphone function and has you repeat quotes from the movie ad nauseum. If that’s how you play then, from what I’ve seen, most of the Internet...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...highest number of cars crashed, will be mourned by every fan, but the scale of what remains softens the blow. To be honest, the only thing about the game that...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...part of giving this game a final score, which is difficult for a number of reasons. One, this is GameCola, and their whole FIVE IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE bit is something...