• Final Fantasy VI Advance Blind Playthrough

    ...two additional dungeons that Michael didn’t tackle, and a number of other changes that Michael probably didn’t notice because this was his first time playing any version of the game,...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...heads Omar has. Grammar issues in Amazing Anthony’s spoken countdown (no more “1 minutes” (or “0 minutes” for that matter)). The crowd in the castle courtyard screen appearing and disappearing...

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X (SNES)

    ...out of animals (and at first, they were right), but they were bad-flip-fucking-mama-put-your-babies-in-the-oven-because-its-San-Francisco-in-the-1960s-and-everyones-tripping-on-acid-and-the-coven’s-gettin’-hungry-ass. Check this shit out: LAUNCH. OCTOPUS. SPARK. MANDRILL. FLAME. MAMMOTH. STORM. EAGLE. Shit, baby. If you can...

  • Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...as something a newbie programmer slapped together in 45 minutes after getting rejected yet again by every single girl he’s ever tried to dry hump at a school dance/club/office party/etc....

  • Inside the Guide: Anticipation and Backgammon

    ...people with waaaaaaaaaay too much free time on their hands who managed to find answers that I missed. I made sure to update the guide, giving them lots of credit,...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...flawless Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 really is. I can also talk about how stupid putting underscores in your username really is, and that Big_Blaze and I can never...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...with great descriptors such as Braindead, Retarded, Easy, and Semi-Easy. Braindead is primarily for people who like to play videogames by placing their controllers on a table or other hard...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...repeat over and over until frustration sets in. Now, players have to accept their mistakes and race on regardless. Even completely failing an event doesn’t sting so badly, as Paradise...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...Monkey Ball-esque sub-stage, flinging yourself through outer space using a series of Mario magnets, and swimming through surreal tropical seas floating in the middle of nowhere, only to be tossed...