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    ...short of epic, even though it has a large cast of supporting characters. None of them break common anime stereotypes, and they all are largely uninteresting to follow. Some parts...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...I can’t tell how to use any of the moves. Maybe this is another complaint about the lack of a proper training mode, actually… 8. What’s Up With Percentages? They...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...or gimmick to saturate comedy in place of actual content, like if I wanted to present this review as a LAW AND ORDER episode, or as an after-school special about...

  • PICO-8: The Internet’s Microconsole

    Those of you who’ve been around the ol’ ‘Cola for a while have read (or heard!) that I really enjoy technical limitations. They’re what flavored old consoles—why you have sprite...