• [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    ...lead flawlessly to the player’s spatial disorientation. With the vast number of model first-person shooters that predate Red Faction, there is absolutely no excuse for such a horrid control system....

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...eight basic missions that basically teach you how to perform such complex actions as walking and…walking backwards, the total number of Konquest missions rounds out at 218. Besides the little...

  • Versus Mode: Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Ruby

    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...up a few main points. 1. To be good at gaming, one must possess a large amount of this half-physical, half-mental substantiation known as “wang”. 2. Ergo, no girl could...

  • Skies of Arcadia: Legends (GCN)

    ...game’s length, the side quests do that well on their own. There’s a number of different side quests to do, like discovering fabled places and creatures, bounty hunting for some...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Magi Nation (GBC)

    ...to bring a number of different materials to the ring-making person to have a ring forged for you, and each ring will allow you to summon a different monster. These...

  • InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale (PS1)

    ...a larger and larger number of crystals as you unlock more and more characters, and you will end up having to beat the game something like twenty times just to...

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    Dear Readers: My Game Collection

    ...number of games these days which feature colonated titles instead of numbers to denote sequels? The idea is to avoid letting the customer know that the game is indeed a...

  • Philly Classic 5 Report

    ...of the event, but who cares? It’s an important piece of gaming history! In ten years you’ll all be clamoring for N-Gage paraphernalia, I guarantee it. – Issue 1 of...