• Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...what Nintendo and ultimately what the Wii brand is all about, and the game pulls it all off exceptionally.” Trivia: Sprite Monkey had to win a battle to the death...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (March 2007)

    ...from 47th to 49th level. I’ve already got backup set for G1 this weekend; now all I need to do is make 50 by Saturday afternoon. Piece of cake. Heck,...

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...on the American market that featured a similar story was the original Final Fantasy. Poor translations aside, the plot that drives the actual crystal gathering isn’t really all that bad....

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...lose all that progress. The gameplay itself was built upon the original Metroid, which I had always loved. I think that Metroid II was actually more refined and easier to...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and his helper tried to sue me for a combined total of £32,000. Of course, they got nothing from me, given that...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...Waker, in all its glory, was unchallenging to the point of insult. Even following my personal no-boss-heart rule, it was damn near impossible to die in that game. I felt...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...rated in three categories, but the differences are so trivial that I failed to see them. Also, is there a reason Donkey Kong sounds like an actual donkey? The music...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...parametric equations that represent analytic functions. c. (of a proof) using analysis. Also, an·a·lyt·i·cal. [Origin: 1580–90; < ML analy¯ticus < Gk analy¯tikós, equiv. to analy- (see analysis) + -tikos -tic]...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...which is more trick oriented, All-Around, which is extremely self explanatory, and Alpine, which is all about speed and being unable to turn at the slightest angle, no matter how...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...alphabetical order). Later on, I’ll add sections specific to this game, like a boss section, or a “find all the golden bugs section.” Thursday, October 18: Now that I’ve beaten...