• Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Submissions (February 2007)

    ...to be in that number…when the Saints come marching in.” Thank you for this exhibition of self-torture…I never laughed so hard in my life especially since I’m an ex-Fundamentalist Christian....

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...positions for converted barbarians, for, if you do not have enough money to pay their upkeep, a certain number of soldiers will be lost. Graphically, this game is nothing to...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Dear Readers: Absolutely Real Message Board Posts

    ...number of people with our site tattooed on them and are looking for a few more people who wouldn’t mind the national attention. Come be part of history! Well, that...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Games are among your favorite. I’m not going to be picky on the number of games, but try to stay around 3-5. Series of games can count as one, if...

  • Inside the Guide: Anticipation and Backgammon

    ...games, you know, a game pak that contains a number of freeware games, like solitaire and free cell. One of the games in the game pak was “Backgammon,” and so...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...that? HA! The game is kind of fun in itself. Each player has a certain number of hit points and selects the order in which to play his or her...

  • Final Fantasy I (GBA)

    ...was completely lost, wandering around the world and fighting random encounters for so long that I’d achieved TWICE the number of levels that I’d ever need for anything in the...