• Dear Readers: Pride

    You know what makes Mario Kart a good series? There’s only five of them. Mario Kart doesn’t milk its franchise for all it’s worth. Mario Kart doesn’t come out with a new title every year, with virtually no changes aside from a few new characters and maybe a new track. Mario Kart makes its launches meaningful, and each Mario Kart clearly has some effort put into it.

  • 0wning the Competition: Chip’s Challenge

    I've got a little story to tell you today. About five hours ago, before I wrote this article, I was playing a game called Chip's Challenge. It's one of the old 16-bit Windows 3.1 games that you rememb

  • What the Crap?: Bosses

    I can't tell you how many easy bosses I've cut through that just made me wonder what the crap was going on in the boss-designer's mind.

  • The Grass is Always…: Killer 7

    This month is the last of the games we torture each other with out of our own collection. Next month, I mean it: We're going for the complete bottom-shelf shit games for rent at Hollywood Video. Just last week I saw Chicken Little, Bionicle and approximately 400 copies of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Official Video Game of the Movie of the Cartoon of the Card Game.

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Water on the Sidewalk

    Today was a sunny day. For the first time in a while, there was no rain or puddles. This is good, because I don't like to walk through water. But whenever life leaves you alone, you can count on Japan

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Welcome to NEWEST and therefore GREATEST edition of the Thumbs that just so happen to be SUPER. Apparently this was a good month for gaming, because I just wasn't able to fit truly bad games into my s

  • Magna Carta: Tears of Blood (PS2)

    I am, as ever, a sucker for a good, epic adventure RPG. Final Fantasy, Star Ocean, Legend of Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, Kingdom Hearts, Xenosaga—the list goes on and on. So when the buzz surrounding

  • Player Two: Year-End Lists Are a Joke

    YEAR-END LISTS ARE A JOKE. The pointlessness of year-end lists astounds me. Every year the videogame journals, writers, newspapers and industry mags all get together and have a big circle J all over t

  • Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir (PS2)

    Hopefully the next game, if there is one, will be an improvement on the formula.

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Zack Huffman answers questions about getting what you want for Christmas and creepy Frogger fanatics.