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The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All

Columns by Matt Gardner on July 1, 2005

Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching them, Rivers placed his finge
The GameCola Interview: Greg Johnson

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 2005

Chances are if you're reading this, you love ToeJam Earl. Chances are that you love the first one, aren't a big fan of the second one, and haven't yet had a chance to play the third one. Chances are
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #7

Comics by Terrence Atkins on July 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola. three person water balloon slingshots competition rules whaat is the information super highway where are all the cheats f
Arc the Lad: End of Darkness (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on July 1, 2005

Will you go online? Are you a fan of the Arc the Lad series? Do you like action RPGs?
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (GCN)

Reviews by Travis Combs on July 1, 2005

I'm the one who loves games, loves movies, and loves to see movies and games try to merge.
… of the Month: Sony PSP

Columns by Matt Gardner on July 1, 2005

The Sexiest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life of the MonthSony PSPI recently got a paycheck. Twelve minutes later I ordered the Sony PSP Dynasty Warriors Premium Pak whatever thing from gamestop.com.
Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Karnov in a Ladder Match

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 2005

Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome to the BEST sports entertainment promotion outside of the World Series of Darts, Digital Championship Wrestling. As always I'm Paul Franzen, and with me this ev
[NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on July 1, 2005

I had some difficulty with my review of the first Tomb Raider, mostly because the movie was boring and just plain lackluster. The second Tomb Raider flick is moreso. Frankly, I had trouble paying attention, so I may have gotten some of the plot of this movie wrong.
Dear Readers: Why Adventure Games Are Dead.

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 20053

Having now played Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, Escape from Monkey Island, and King's Quest: Mask of Eternity, I now know why nobody makes adventure games anymore: Because the games are festering puddles of squid waste.
Midnight Raiders (SCD)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on June 1, 2005

The worst game I've ever played, bar none.