Archive for Category: All Content
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Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (GCN)
Reviews by Travis Combs on I'm the one who loves games, loves movies, and loves to see movies and games try to merge.
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… of the Month: Sony PSP
Columns by Matt Gardner on The Sexiest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life of the MonthSony PSPI recently got a paycheck. Twelve minutes later I ordered the Sony PSP Dynasty Warriors Premium Pak whatever thing from gamestop.com.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Karnov in a Ladder Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome to the BEST sports entertainment promotion outside of the World Series of Darts, Digital Championship Wrestling. As always I'm Paul Franzen, and with me this ev
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[NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on I had some difficulty with my review of the first Tomb Raider, mostly because the movie was boring and just plain lackluster. The second Tomb Raider flick is moreso. Frankly, I had trouble paying attention, so I may have gotten some of the plot of this movie wrong.
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Dear Readers: Why Adventure Games Are Dead.
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
3 Having now played Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, Escape from Monkey Island, and King's Quest: Mask of Eternity, I now know why nobody makes adventure games anymore: Because the games are festering puddles of squid waste.
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Midnight Raiders (SCD)
Reviews by Richo Rosai on The worst game I've ever played, bar none.
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The Simpsons: Bart vs. The Space Mutants (NES)
Reviews by Matt Wright on This title was my first real taste of video game disappointment.
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[NSFW] Double Dare (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on In the mid 1980s, Nickelodeon consisted of little more than You Can't Do That on Television re-runs from Canada and old Looney Tunes cartoons. It was a dark time for children's television. Although Yo
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Checkers (IV)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Checkers for the Intellivision looks sexism straight in the eye and says, "Right on."
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… of the Month: Susan and Die Anstalt
Columns by Matt Gardner on Last month I did something that I often do in my writing, only this time it backfired and nearly destroyed my career. This thing being issuing some sort of challenge or asking for some kind of feedback that I have no doubt no one will dare to take up, respond to, or even read. Well, fellows, this month Satan popped up and pelted me right in the face with a snowball fresh from hell. One with a decently sized pebble in it, the bastard. Someone, whether purposefully or not, actually rose to the challenge!