Archive for Category: All Content
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… of the Month: Mr. Face Advance
Columns by Matt Gardner on Background: A long long time ago, on an ancient, destroyed, website, there lived a happy little smiley face by the name of "Mr. Face." Now Mr. Face was a kind enough soul, never bothering anyone, and pretty much minding his own business. He lived a pretty uneventful life until one dreadful day when some bastard game players like you decided to shoot him... in the face! Assholes. Anyway, one shot to the head was not enough for the psychos, they shot over and over and over until the poor yellow smiley couldn't take it anymore and exploded... That was the last we saw of the lovable face for years to come.
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Toad: The Little Mushroom that Could(n’t Star in His Own Game)
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on I say Toad deserves his own game. Who's with me?!
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Baseball (GB)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on I got through an entire game without wanting to swallow a cyanide pill, so it couldn't have been that bad.
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MTV Remote Control (NES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.
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Carbonated News (June 2002)
News Posts by Paul Franzen on - Starting Sept. 14, Kirby (whom you all know from such games as Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Star Stackers, and various other games whose title is preceded by the name "Kirby") will
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… of the Month: Dragon-Warrior.com
Columns by Matt Gardner on Although it doesn't contain walkthroughs, cheats, or other elements usually associated with websites based on video games, Dragon-Warrior.com is one of the best, if not the best, Dragon Warrior site out there. Within the confines of this excellent website you will find comics based on Dragon Warrior (Dragon Warrior 101 being the main comic of several, and quite funny), a store where you'll find links to pretty much all dragon warrior related merchandise (games, music, t-shirts, etc), AIM bots, images, fan-made games, message boards, and more! What more could you possibly want? What's that you say? You want to see a mage get stripped naked by a slime? Well, it's your lucky day because Dragon-Warrior.com has that, too! So hurry your dragon hungry self over to Dragon-Warrior.com before it's too late! Too late for what? I guess you'll just have to go there and find out for yourself.
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The Top 5 Games of 1994
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on It seems only appropriate, in keeping with our 1994-inspired issue of GameCola (see: NHL Hockey '94) that we write a little about this less-than-stellar year in gaming. In a year which saw not only th
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Philly Classic 3 Report
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on Try to imagine your own personal euphoria. To some, it may be a scenic countryside, with bunnies, deer, butterflies, and all sorts of other delectably cute creatures prancing about. For others, it c
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Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Matt Gardner
Columns by Matt Gardner on Matt Gardner's top 10 favorite videogames.
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NHL ’94 (SNES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Summer 1994: My brothers and I go to Pinelands Video (since gone out of business) in order to find a Super Nintendo game to amuse ourselves with; NHL '94 is the selection. It is rented several times t