• Captain Novolin (SNES)

    What's the first thing you think of when I say "superhero"? Superman? Spider-Man? Flying? Capes? X-ray vision? Secret identities? Well, you quite possibly have a good idea of what a superhero is. Raya

  • Loom (PC)

    "I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?"And so begins the first ever drunken review of Gamecola fame. By god will I remember to check any spelling errors and spacing issues, but this is drunk all t

  • Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner (PC)

    It seems like the new thing for adventure games is to release them in tiny, episode-sized chunks that can be beaten in under five hours. They are, of course, cheaper than normal games, with this parti

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    So, now that I've "taken care of" Zach Rich, I'll just go ahead and jump right into MY review of Soulcalibur IV. That's Soulcalibur, not Soul Calibur. For some reason, even though the Soul Calibur gam

  • Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (GB)

    Aside from (or maybe along with?) being the introduction of Wario, this is a very strange entry into the Mario franchise.

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    My current problem with the gaming journalism culture, both amateur and professional, small and large, known and unknown, is its incessant need to tell me the TOP TEN GAMES I'VE NEVER PLAYED. Top ten

  • The Addams Family (SNES)

    When considering the concept of a "movie tie-in," you have to understand beforehand that you are entering the most deceptively innocent chapter of the entire encyclopedia of senseless human tragedy. T

  • Dragon Warrior (NES)

    Take care and tempt not the fates.

  • Boom Blox (Wii)

    It started with an inkling. An idea. An idea formed by a man. A man with a big important name, a lot of clout, and a lot of money, who one day said he wanted to make a game he could play with his kids

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    You start with an embarrassing, creepy, and awkward balance test administered by a rubbery anthropomorphic balance board. Wait a second; let me take a step back.I'll be the first to admit that I'm ove