• [NSFW] The Grass is Always…: Resident Evil 4

    And if you love Resident Evil 4, you have to check out Animal Crossing!

  • [NSFW] Mansion of Hidden Souls (SCD)

    The terrible story of a haunted mansion where ghosts turn you into butterflies. And by "terrible" I mean that the story is actually bad.

  • The Grass is Always…: Killer 7

    This month is the last of the games we torture each other with out of our own collection. Next month, I mean it: We're going for the complete bottom-shelf shit games for rent at Hollywood Video. Just last week I saw Chicken Little, Bionicle and approximately 400 copies of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Official Video Game of the Movie of the Cartoon of the Card Game.

  • [NSFW] Panzer Dragoon Saga (SAT)

    This game is like a giant pile of crack, and I’m the addict, baby.

  • The Grass is Always…: Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

    Joel loves cars. He is adept at taking them apart and putting them back together in a frighteningly gifted way. He can put you into a brain coma in 12 seconds (12 seconds!) flat rattling off specs for a car that he swears goes so fast it can rip a hole in the space time continuum and send you into the future. The only knowledge I have that is that extensive belongs to a little thing I like to call Hello Kitty. I’m losing focus here. The point is this: He knows machines inside and out. I once tried to change my oil and set my damn car on fire. You see my point here? While we get along tremendously well, we have little in common when it comes to our employment. I prefer indoors, desks and computers. He enjoys cars, car parts and having sex with wild squirrels.

  • The Grass is Always…: Breakdown

    Why do people play some of the games they do? Some games I just really don't get at all, or they don't interest me at all. Just looking at the back of the box I write many games off for being nerdy, b

  • [NSFW] Half-Life 2 (MXB)

    The entire beautiful, stunning, moving, life-asserting single-player game has been crammed and jammed into my Xbox. Somehow.

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    If you're a Microsoft-hating Sony, Nintendo, or PC fanboy, consider this: Grow up.

  • The Adventures of Willy Beamish (SCD)

    Dynamix—like a lot of the great adventure companies—is dead and buried today, but the impression they left is a lasting one.

  • [NSFW] Nester’s Funky Bowling (VB)

    Look, bowling just doesn't translate well into a videogame.