Halloween is here, and that means it’s time for everyone to come up with costumes. This year, I was thinking of going as Phoenix Wright. As my staff photo proves, it wouldn’t be too difficult for me to get a costume.
But you know what? I decided that the lawyer Phoenix Wright wasn’t awesome enough for a Halloween costume. No, I need a cooler Phoenix Wright costume. I need the greatest incarnation of Phoenix Wright known to man.
That’s right. I need to dress up like DRUNKEN HOBO PHOENIX WRIGHT from Apollo Justice!
Sure, the costume might frighten small children and make Paul Franzen (who denies the existence of Apollo Justice) cry, but isn’t that what Halloween is all about?
Michael Gray is a former staff writer. Most of the work he does for GameCola nowdays is copy/pasted from his blog. 
That title is a pun, isn’t it! I’m only just getting it now.
I guess he really laid down the law. :)