Way to Let Everyone Know You’re a Total Dork of the Month:
T-Shirts from ThinkGeek
You have to wear clothes, right? I mean, there are decency laws and all those kinds of things to consider. Plus it’s sometimes cold out and you need something to keep you warm. Well, since you have to wear clothes anyway, why not wear ones that say something about you? Perfect ice-breakers, shirts can be. These shirts in particular, are pretty much perfect for anyone into video games—which everyone reading this should be. There are 4 black shirts and one cedar one, emblazoned with the following:
- “Guns don’t kill people. Kids who play video games kill people (with a skull formed into a controller),”
- “Keep out of direct sunlight,”
- “Addict (with a picture of a PS2 looking controller),”
- “+20 Shirt of Smiting,” and
Now, you can’t honestly say that none of these shirts appeal to you—especially when you look at Paul’s sweet photo of them. They pretty much scream to the world that you are a total dork, and it’s about time everyone admits that. There’s no shame in it, and the ladies love confidence. Trust me. These shirts can be purchased from www.thinkgeek.com, if you are interested, for around 15 bucks each. Not too bad at all.