Welcome to Pimp My 'Cola, the article that talks about advertising for GameCola. This is my second and last time writing Pimp My 'Cola, following in the footsteps of former Pimp My 'Cola writer Gina Holechko, who also wrote two installments of the column.
You have to wear clothes, right? I mean, there are decency laws and all those kinds of things to consider. Plus it's sometimes cold out and you need something to keep you warm. Well, since you have to wear clothes anyway, why not wear ones that say something about you? Perfect ice-breakers, shirts can be. These shirts in particular, are pretty much perfect for anyone into video games—which everyone reading this should be. There are 4 black shirts and one cedar one, emblazoned with the following: