General
I’ve come up with a secret plan for hopefully getting us a reader or two. The university computers here don’t require you to log in or out, so, if you leave a Web page open, it’ll be there until someone decides to close it.
Commence Operation Leave GameCola Open on Campus Computers! I don’t know if anyone will really care or not, but I figure that it’s worth a shot. I’m trying!!!
– Alex Jedraszczak
Paul: Yes! Now THAT is a good idea! Absolutely free, absolutely easy, and it could actually do something maybe possibly. I definitely approve of OLGCOOCC.
Who in the hell gets stuck on a game 10 years and never discovers online FAQs?
– Richo Rosai
Watching that DK rap was one of the shining highlights of my youth.
– Matt Fraser
Kandy Kong has the best monkey breasts ever.
– Sprite Monkey
Matt, cut your loses. Look at the mole on that kid’s temple. It’s probably cancer. She’ll be dead in 30 or 40 years anyway, so just start over.
– Sprite Monkey
Matt: I’m pretty sure that’s a dog tick.
