A stupidly-named place for game music without a game whose music to be.
So welcome to the introduction to this crappy thing. Introducing the introduction is like, meta-filler. Suck it.
Here for your ignoring pleasure is my first foray into making instrumental music—specially, game-ish music. I call it “u must shotted teh week point fgt in Bb”. And yes hypothetical person, I know it isn’t really “in” B flat. Do I have to tell you again to suck it?
I tried to make a ghey modern background techno thing, but the hook got away from me and now it’s more of a melodic 90s action game thing because I’m an lazy idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing. But afterward, I played it while watching (and masturbating to) various boss battles from the Metroid Primes and it seems like it might could work. And if you don’t like my double modal go back to your fancy-pants pussy Frech restaurant or whatever.
Anyway, it’s supposed to be an introduction plus three parts, so imagine like, opening exposition where it’s all “hey, what’s this dead body omg it’s mutating,” then “oh shit it’s gonna bite me no way bitch BOOM!” then “we found its weakness and shot it in the cock, what’s it doing oh cutscene brb,” and then “oh shit the cock fell off and now it grew an even BIGGER cock and we have to shoot it from afar while it spawns little cocks to distract us, also the little cocks can heal it.”
Oh, and I just got Korg DS, so maybe I’ll do some shit on that for next time if I think you deserve it, it-sucker.