Sorry, that’s all I’ve got, this early in the morning. Also: it only makes any sense if you were watching pro-wrestling like 10 years ago, back when it wasn’t terrible, and the WWE didn’t have to plead for its fans, like a small child begging his big brother to help out with a bully, to stand up for it.
Anyway! Videogames. Here’s a new trailer for Rock of Ages, the upcoming XBLA/PSN game in which you roll a gigantic, happy boulder around the world, destroying everything in your path. Skip past the “hilarious” part where the rock kills Gandalf; that’s when the fun-looking gameplay starts.
Rock of Ages will be laying the smackdown on your candy ass this coming spring.