You look bored. Why, have you heard of GameCola.net? It’s a lovely website that—oh, wait. You’re already here. Well, show this video to somebody else, and maybe they’ll come here, too. Or maybe they’ll run away screaming. It’s hard to tell.
Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.