As announced earlier this morning, the upcoming Kingdom Hearts game for the 3DS will officially be called Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, and I’m using this post as an excuse to make fun of it. Dream Drop Distance? Three words that start with the letter D? Very clever, guys. It’ll be even more clever if dreams, drops, or distances have absolutely anything to do with the game.
Between this, Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days, and DISSIDIA 012 [duodecim] FINAL FANTASY (which I still can’t believe is actually a real name!), it’s about time for Squeenix’s official game-namer to get the pink slip. (Or, as he would call it, “Fyred: The FUSCIA Parchment [Ill-Defined Hope]/25.”)