If you don’t already know what Swarm is, it’s an XBLA/PSN sorta-platformer in which you…
Actually, you know what? I don’t think I’m the man for the job. I think there’s a man much more appropriate to tell you all about Swarm, and that man is: a gaggle of small children. Take a look:
What I like most about this video is that it’s simultaneously:
1) An apt parody of the big boys’ preview videos,
2) HILARIOUS, and
3) Actually somewhat informative regarding the game.
That’s why I’m sorry to have to tell you that, based on my time with the game’s demo, Swarm suffers gravely from Two Worlds II Syndrome: the actual game is nowhere near as entertaining as the game’s advertising. Too bad—I was totally down for a game wherein you control all of your characters at once, ala those old NES baseball games. You know what I’m talking about.
