GameCola search phrases provide further proof that the Internet was a terrible idea.
boob hug
ouch i ripped my scrotum
women undressed by scissors
only one man would be crazy enough to use a shark to rob a bank.
how do you fucking play parappa
…How do you play Parappa? See you next time, folks!
That last one was probably linked to my article!
And in case he ever comes back, the answer to that question is: you shouldn’t.