Are you a bad enough dude to wear pink spandex?
Didn’t think so.
Neither is Mark Freedman, as it turns out. Our heroic fellow staff writer blindly challenged Bad Dudes and Predator to a duel and lost gallantly for a collective 18 minutes and 49 seconds. His courageous struggles have been digitally preserved so that future generations may look back and say, “Wow, that guy is really not a bad enough dude.”